The 2nd Coming Revealed at Last!
It's Proven: Christ has returned, and he is RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT!
Meet mild-mannered Californian Crane Calhoun:
Marine Corps Veteran,
College Dropout,
Complete Professional Failure.
No job. No career. No friends left.
No Children, Never Married.
Not a girl in his life.
Monitored 24/7.
2025AD: Santa Rosa, California
Over 15 years have past since Crane
(again) returned to Santa Rosa.
[I was never accepted here]
His entire life he suspected
the world had it out for him;
It Did.
For so many others there is no choice,
[I Should have..] no chance;
the world was already in motion,
THEY SOLD OUT.
[..such luck]
Flawed, Enigmatic, Potentially Unstoppable;
Crane is the 2nd Coming of Jesus Christ.
His Proof is indisputable, his resemblance
at times uncanny. He is (still) who he is,
and when the world turned its back: he endured.
I thought we were better than this.
We should be.
The2ndComing.org
You know the name. You've heard the story.
Know now he lives again.
This is his website.
This isn't over.
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What life is to Come?
::Forget everything you know about the American Political Landscape::
My Coming Campaign aims to redefine the Boundaries of Realistic Potential
through the mending of Humanity's most fundamental relationships:
-- with Technology -- with our Government -- with Each Other -- with Life Itself --
2000 years now past and our world continues
to promise only a bleak portrait of hope for the future;
and what else could we come to expect so long as
a competent man's entire life remains overshadowed by
the blatant hypocrisies of heartlessly corrupt governance
and the traitorous commercialization
of pseudo-aggressive urban posturing?
Criminality continues to strip our world of Promise,
Hope, Clarity, Outlet, Innocence & Achievement.
In exchange, we get: Crime.
Crime [ what it means.. ] Crane
I man [ ..to deserve ]
FCRA : Fair Credit Reporting Act
[ a reflection of who we are ]
sugar cane - Narcotics - carne asada
[ & how we affected our world ]
Karma - Rank - Canned Goods
[ we should all get what we deserve ]
Right?
-== en0ugh eXcuses ==-
For I am now two-times the way and in truth to coming proven,
firstly forth thee ladies hand(ee) do I, American, fitt adamant rejuven.
by O'vall'd office a l'eth 'ook brightly rapt'n Hallo's Heddy Wagon wett'e woo' dems!
ad'With twice spices does-be my bread broken butter toast'd White Houst' walls in.
What life for'n witch would stand to last and of how wid'th eternal spring?
I infine as a mirror'd reflect the character of kings
in election find I filling booths, who cares what others may be running?
let's Spread the word to make it count: VOTE FOR THE 2nd COMING!
Campaign HeadQuarters
Calhoun2028: Help Wanted
Seeking Professional for Verify Proof
-one shot- 2-3 hours [$350]
Looking for a Personal Manager/Assistant Campaign Manager
1-3 hours per week. (female only) [~$120/hr]
Positions are paid unless otherwise noted. Contact via Email if interested.
-or- call me at 707 608-4753 and leave a brief message.
Must be local to the Santa Rosa area.
